We were doing an activity on seeing and hearing things (actual physical things, not hallucinations), and I wanted to say we could hear a bird's footsteps on the corrugated iron roof. Which ended up being:
"We, above the room, on the roof, the voice of the walking of the bird can hear."
Similarly, 'I can hear the dog barking' became:
"I, outside, the loud barking voice of the dog can hear."
Phew.
The thought crossed my mind earlier today that doing live interpretation of Urdu to English must be made incredibly difficult by the differences in word order; if it was a long sentence, you'd have to memorise it all until you finally got to the verb at the end of the sentence before you could translate it, by which time the speaker would be well on the way through their next sentence...
